Someone put a bunch of stolen pets in my back yard - come retrieve your pet if they are missing!
The police.
Yesterday I gave a duck some cheese, and today he came back with 6 of his friends. They're demanding more cheese and the deed to my house. They have guns. I'm scared
Just moved into the area!
Still Looking For A Job And A Home!
lost and found: earthworm with leash (no collar)
Mom, dad, everyone
To the persons who keep trying to sneak into my bar during cats-only hour;
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
Everything is better with a good hug
LOCAL INVENTOR LOOKING FOR APPRENTICE
Anyone to fix my chicken coop?
I’d like to apologize to all my neighbors..
What are fun things to do while I have a broken leg?
Any tiger friendly restaurants in the area?
I was at 55 Days Yesterday, guess im in 4 now....
I need some help guys
📚❤️
Manipulation.
Good news everyone! The bees are no longer carnivorous
Anyone wanting some free ducks?
I decided to try the counting game. It’s official: he’s a himbo.
Should I be concerned
He was starting a deep talk as usual but it escalated quickly
My bi best friend of five years stopped talking to me because of a slip of the tongue
Apathetic Friend
So “my body my choice” is valid right?
