Someone put a bunch of stolen pets in my back yard - come retrieve your pet if they are missing!
Yesterday I gave a duck some cheese, and today he came back with 6 of his friends. They're demanding more cheese and the deed to my house. They have guns. I'm scared
To the persons who keep trying to sneak into my bar during cats-only hour;
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
Everything is better with a good hug